Confederacy of Independent Nations

[Mephistophelia]

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[Prumerica]

Ambassador from Prumerica, Erich Wilhelm, enters the room,
"Our nation would like to become a part of the Hegemon Confederacy."
He exits the room hastily after hearing the answer to go to the bathroom.

[Mephistophelia]

Ambassador from Prumerica, Erich Wilhelm, enters the room,
"Our nation would like to become a part of the Hegemon Confederacy."
He exits the room hastily after hearing the answer to go to the bathroom.

The Foreign Affairs Minister, Yi Aisin Gioro began running after the Prumerican Ambassador, Erich Wilhelm as soon as he mentioned his willingness to initiate his agreement to join the Confederacy.

The little, bespeckled elderly man in a traditional Mao suit, the balding man in his 70s was literally gliding through the halls throwing aside his oak handcrafted cane aside chasing Wilhelm with extraordinary speed. Before following him into the bathroom and began conversing with him from a nearby stall with the same casual tone as a friendly grandfather and advisor.

"Greetings, my Prumerican friend! We accept to your union with the Hegemon Confederacy. Your territories within Morocco, the Rio de Oro, and the entirety of the eastern former United States are very strategic in our partnership for trade and alliance. We look forward to our work in building the world anew."

Mr. Aisin Gioro proceeded to recant the tales of the Great Maxtopian War while relieving his bladder.

[Prumerica]

Ambassador from Prumerica, Erich Wilhelm, enters the room,
"Our nation would like to become a part of the Hegemon Confederacy."
He exits the room hastily after hearing the answer to go to the bathroom.

The Foreign Affairs Minister, Yi Aisin Gioro began running after the Prumerican Ambassador, Erich Wilhelm as soon as he mentioned his willingness to initiate his agreement to join the Confederacy.

The little, bespeckled elderly man in a traditional Mao suit, the balding man in his 70s was literally gliding through the halls throwing aside his oak handcrafted cane aside chasing Wilhelm with extraordinary speed. Before following him into the bathroom and began conversing with him from a nearby stall with the same casual tone as a friendly grandfather and advisor.

"Greetings, my Prumerican friend! We accept to your union with the Hegemon Confederacy. Your territories within Morocco, the Rio de Oro, and the entirety of the eastern former United States are very strategic in our partnership for trade and alliance. We look forward to our work in building the world anew."

Mr. Aisin Gioro proceeded to recant the tales of the Great Maxtopian War while relieving his bladder.

Erich Wilhelm kindly thanked Mr. Aisin Gioro after relieving his bladder.

[Dijen]

President Collin Adam of Dijen and Diplomat Kingston Dean arrive at the Confederacy headquarters. "Why should we join"? Asks President Adam, "how do we, as a group, protect the world? How do we work together to provide peace in this crazy time? Who leads us? Why should I join you over any other international community? My people live happily, with good jobs and in a safe country. I want to see everyone given a chance to live peacefully, how does this group do that better than others? He then looks to the other leaders for a response.

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